The Dark Truth: A Quarter of Cars in Germany Have Defective Lighting, and It’s a Bloody Miracle We Haven’t All Crashed Yet

Ah, the Germans, always so meticulous, so precise, so… dimly lit? It’s astonishing to think that in a country where precision engineering is a national pastime, a quarter of all cars on the road are driving around with defective lighting. I mean, it’s not like they’re trying to reenact the Black Death or anything… although, now that I think about it, that would be a bloody brilliant idea for a prank.

But seriously, folks, the stats are quite worrying. According to the Central Association of the German Motor Vehicle Industry (ZDK) and the German Traffic Watch (DVW), 25.3% of passenger cars and 33.1% of commercial vehicles had lighting defects in the 2024 light test. Now, I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not exactly what you’d call a "bright idea."

And what’s even more alarming is that these figures haven’t really changed much from last year. I mean, you’d think that with all the advances in technology and whatnot, we’d be seeing some improvement. But nope, it’s like the Germans are trying to prove that even with all their fancy engineering, they can still manage to trip over their own feet.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: "What’s the big deal? A little dim light never hurt anyone." But let me tell you, my friends, it’s not just about aesthetics. Defective lighting is a serious safety risk, especially during those long, dark German winter nights. In fact, the ZDK President, Arne Joswig, says that "the security risk in the dark season increases unnecessarily." Oh, you don’t say? It’s a bit like saying "the risk of embarrassment increases unnecessarily" when you wear plaid pants with a striped shirt.

And don’t even get me started on commercial vehicles. A third of them have defective lighting? That’s like inviting a recipe for disaster. I mean, can you imagine being on the autobahn, driving at 200 km/h, and suddenly a massive truck comes barreling towards you with its headlights on full dazzle? It’s like playing a game of chicken, but with more risk of death and less… well, actually, it’s just a game of chicken with more risk of death.

The good news is that more people are getting their vehicles checked. In October, over four million vehicles went in for a light test. That’s a bloody lot of cars, if I do say so myself. But let’s be real, folks, it’s still not enough. We need to get more people to take lighting seriously. I mean, come on, it’s not like it’s rocket science… although, I’m sure the Germans would find a way to make it complicated.

In conclusion, it’s time for the Germans to shine a light on their problem (see what I did there?). We can’t just sit back and let defective lighting turn their roads into a real-life game of "Grand Theft Auto." Get your lights checked, people! Your lives depend on it.

Additional Highlights (or Low-Lights, Depending on Your Perspective)

• In passenger cars, 16.8% of main headlights were defective, with 8.2% of them set too high. I mean, what’s the point of having a headlight if it’s just going to blind oncoming traffic?
• Commercial vehicles had a whopping 22.9% of main headlights that were defective. I guess that’s what happens when you’re too busy navigating the intricacies of German bureaucracy to notice your lights are out.
• The German Traffic Watch (DVW) says that "vision and visibility are crucial for road safety." Well, no sh*t, Sherlock.

Sources:

• Central Association of the German Motor Vehicle Industry (ZDK)
• German Traffic Watch (DVW)
• press aktuell (because who needsbbcovedignespected standards of journalism, anyway?)

Bonn/Berlin:

In the latest 2024 light test, a staggering 25.3% of cars, which translates to one in four vehicles, were found to have lighting defects, marking a slight improvement from the previous year’s 27.4% rate. For commercial vehicles, the numbers were more alarming, with 33.1% of them exhibiting lighting defects, a marginal decrease from the previous year’s 33.6%.

The findings, compiled by the Central Association of the German Motor Vehicle Industry (ZDK) and the German Traffic Watch (DVW), have sparked concern among road safety advocates. ZDK President Arne Joswig emphasized that the prevalence of defective lighting in a significant portion of vehicles on the road is avoidable and poses a significant security risk, particularly during the dark season. Joswig urged all drivers to take proactive measures, stressing the importance of regular vehicle light checks, especially during autumn and winter, and addressing any defects promptly.

Kirsten Lühmann, President of the German Traffic Watch, echoed Joswig’s sentiments, highlighting the critical role of vision and visibility in ensuring road safety. Lühmann pointed out that the statistics underscore the need for the light test to remain a vital tool in promoting safety on the roads, particularly during the dark season when regular checks of vehicle lighting are crucial. A third of commercial vehicles with defective lighting is a preventable and alarming phenomenon, Lühmann added.

As part of the initiative, a total of around four million vehicles underwent vehicle lighting checks at car dealerships, workshops, and testing organizations in October. The results revealed that 16.8% of main headlights in passenger cars were not in order, while 8.2% of cars had blinders with headlights set too high, causing a dazzling effect on oncoming traffic. In 7.4% of cases, headlights were set too low, resulting in limited illumination of the road. Furthermore, 7.8% of cars had defects in their rear lighting.

Commercial vehicles fared worse, with 22.9% of main headlights exhibiting defects. A significant 14.9% of commercial vehicles had headlights set too high, while 6.9% had reduced visibility due to settings that were too low. Moreover, 19.5% of commercial vehicles had non-functional rear lights, posing a significant risk to road safety.

The light test, a joint initiative between ZDK and DVW since 1956, has been supported by the Federal Minister of Transport, with this year’s partners including Volkswagen, Osram, Nürnberger Versicherung, Auto Bild, and Hella Gutmann.

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