José Ignacio Vásquez Márquez

Ah, welcome, everyone! Thanks for tuning in. Today, we’re diving into the latest political drama from Chile, and oh boy, hold onto your hats because we’re talking about a new minister in the Constitutional Court! Yes, I know – riveting stuff! Get your popcorn ready!

So, picture this: the Supreme Court, a venue where one would expect to see solemn faces contemplating the weight of justice. Instead, we get a game-show style showdown! We’ve got 16 candidates – that’s more candidates than you’d find in a public gym’s spin class! And the suspense! It’s almost like “Survivor: Judiciary Edition”!

Enter Mario Gómez Montoya, a name that rolls off the tongue like a fine wine that you can’t pronounce. After an intense voting process (complete with suspenseful music in the background, I imagine), he walks away with the golden ticket after two rounds of voting. Seven votes out of a first round with more suspense than a soap opera plot twist, but he didn’t get the necessary majority. Then, back to the drawing board! It’s like ‘America’s Next Top Model,’ but for judges!

So, after some nail-biting rounds of voting, Mario finally snags 10 votes against his competitors. Roberto Contreras Olivares? A mere 3 votes! Ouch! That’s rough, pal. It seems Roberto might want to rethink his approach, maybe consider a new hairstyle? Sometimes, it’s not just about the votes; it’s also about that shiny, charismatic image!

What’s the takeaway here, folks? Mario Gómez Montoya, the current Minister of the Court of Appeals of Valparaíso, is your new hero – well, at least until the next vacancy. In a world full of uncertainty, we finally have some stability – like that last slice of pizza left in the fridge when you come home late at night.

Now, just imagine the swearing-in ceremony! Will it be as grand as the Oscars? Will there be a red carpet? I can see it now, a lineup of dignitaries dressed to the nines, whispering, “Who will take home the award for Best Constitutional Court Minister?” It’s practically Shakespearean drama!

And just to wrap this up before we all get carried away, I must say – this isn’t just about politics; it’s about a legal saga unfolding that even Netflix would envy. So keep your eyes peeled, folks!

Remember, if you don’t laugh, you might just cry. And trust me, with the way things are going in the world, we could all use a good laugh!

So, here’s to Mario Gómez Montoya! May your tenure be as exciting as a late-night comedy set—just with slightly less heckling from the audience! Cheers!

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Posted by Constanza Carrillo

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Monday, October 28, 2024 | 19:13

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