Attending the Oscars ceremony is an obstacle course beyond belief: here are the 7 commandments to respect

The 94th presentation of the prestigious statuettes will take place on the night of Sunday to Monday, in Los Angeles.

The Oscars are obviously the highlight of the Hollywood year. A ballet of giggling chicks (as natural as a field of GMOs) with the arms of body-built peacocks and zygomatics frozen by Botox sessions. Their common goal, their “ultimate goal” as the Americans say? Come back home at all costs with the coveted statuette.

But before getting there, the road is long, sometimes strewn with pitfalls. Walking the 200 meters of “red carpet” without tripping over the carpet turns out to be one of the most perilous missions. Mission in which some stars have failed elsewhere. Two names of victims come to mind and not the least. Two sacred monsters…