“Embarrassing and Hilarious Children’s Sayings: Stories from Real Parents”

2023-04-19 11:13:13

While discussing pink at the breakfast shop, a pair of younger brothers accidentally reveal their mother’s secret. (Schematic / shutterstock)


Children’s naive children’s talk sometimes makes people wonder what to do. When a man went to a breakfast shop recently, he heard a pair of sisters and brothers discussing what is pink. Unexpectedly, the younger brother first answered “Mom’s milk X”, and then the older sister responded “It doesn’t count! Mom’s milk X is Black”, everyone present was stunned, and the post aroused heated discussions.

The original PO posted on the Facebook group “Blast Waste Commune” that one day when he was buying breakfast, he happened to meet a family eating inside. Is it sexy?”, the little brother replied “Mom’s milk X”.

Unexpectedly, the little sister went on to say, “It’s not counting! Mom’s breasts are black”, the voices around fell silent instantly, and the father on the side quickly covered the children’s mouths, and the mother looked like she wanted to die. Let the original PO say “It’s scary! Children are really uncontrollable creatures.”

To this, many netizens responded one after another, “The most fearful thing is that the air is suddenly quiet~”, “Mom should be blacklisted from this breakfast shop”, “All eyes are on my mother in an instant”, “It seems that my mother has been waiting for a long time. Time will not appear in the breakfast shop”, “There will be no chance to eat out in the future, no!”, “There are still many benefits to wearing a mask when going out, at least you can’t see your face.”

In addition, many people shared similar experiences, “Every child is like this. I don’t want people to know that I have hemorrhoids during pregnancy. When I took the MRT with my daughter, she asked me loudly, “Why do pregnant people develop hemorrhoids?”, I Obviously pregnant, I whispered that I don’t want to talk about it now! My daughter said loudly, “Is it because you don’t want to talk about hemorrhoids because of embarrassment?”. It made me want to beat her right away”, “My son Seeing GG, whose father was sleeping, he said to me: Mom, is Dad’s bird X broken?”, “I used to work in a bank, and the supervisor brought his son to the branch after closing at 3:30. Say Dad has Big Bird X”.

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