2024-04-07 03:07:00
Life for a jar of urine: police are investigating another scandalous incident “Bons”.
This has never happened before – and here it is again! Police are investigating a new incident involving Jon Jones: according to the girl agent Drug Free Sport (the anti-doping agency hired by the UFC to replace the recalcitrant USADA), the UFC heavyweight champion attacked her and threatened to kill her.
It all happened on March 30: an agent named Crystal Martinez (which is already an insult for the “Black Alcoborz”) and a colleague came to Jones’s home at 16.00 to take a urine sample from him for a doping test. At first John would be very friendly, but it soon became clear that he could not squeeze out a single drop. The ladies suggested that John donate blood instead of urine. In response, John said that he would sue the agents and their company, grabbed Martinez’s smartphone from the table and began recording a video with the agent on her own phone. At the same time, according to the girls, Jones was drunk and reeked of alcohol.
Having finished recording the home video, John put someone else’s smartphone in his pocket, approached the agent’s face and, breathing fumes on her, said the following:
“Why the fuck are you coming so early, huh? (at 16.00 it’s too early for him – editor’s note). Do you even know what happens to people who come to my house? They end up dying.”
After this brilliant tirade, the urine finally left the champion’s head and flowed in the right direction: John poured the ladies a full glass of his precious urine and gave him his mobile phone. Well, the girls, glad that they were able to leave the den of such a dangerous individual without torn ligaments and gouged out eyes, wrote a statement against him to the police.
To be continued. In the meantime, we are closely watching Alexander Emelianenko – after all, the theory of quantum entanglement has not been canceled.
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