There are new, unusual tones that Johanna Mikl-Leitner strikes in the coalition with the FPÖ: By September, all vaccinated people will be dead, warns the governor of Lower Austria. In doing so, she continues to approach her future government partner.
ST. PÖLTEN – The press conference, to which the ÖVP invited via Telegram, begins with a minute’s silence for the victims of the plandemic. “But the real victims, and not the thousands of wailing old people in the old people’s home with died of a mild flu,” Mikl-Leitner clarifies.
She tells of an exemplary case of a real Corona victim: “Herbert G. from Mistelbach, who had to pay 50 euros just because he coughed in the face of his neighbor without a mask in the Postbus.” Mikl-Leitner and Landbauer pause for a minute.
Mikl-Leitner’s T-shirt reads “DO NOT GIVE GATES A CHANCE” in capital letters. She happily takes a sip of coffee from her new “Best Muslim Mama of the World” mug, a gift from the new coalition partner. Mikl-Leitner clearly feels comfortable in the new political reality.
Forgiving gestures
Udo Landbauer, who has been complaining of severe back pain for days, struggles up the steps to the stage with a pain-riddled face. Mikl-Leitner looks lovingly at her foster son and enlightens the crowd. “The Udobärli is not doing so well today. He has problems with his back again, he already has a swastika from sitting so much with the fraternity.”
Then the ambitious government program is revealed: the money for free kindergartens goes to Corona victims. Also, the free vaccination program in schools is a thing of the past; instead comes the free deworming.
The hard-nosed ÖVP politician does not accept criticism of her collaboration with Udo Landbauer. “Compromises are part of politics. Hence the credo of the People’s Party: if life gives you lemons, form a coalition with neo-Nazis.”
bad news
Mikl-Leitner clears his throat, there is also serious news today. “The plandemic may be over, but its consequences are not. Today I got from Dr. Coldwell learn that all vaccinated will be dead by September at the latest. The news has already been received from our new Health Provincial Councilor Univ. Prof. DDr. Michael Wendler confirmed.”
In order to prepare the general practitioners in the state for the wave of deaths, the state government intends to send them comprehensive, informative death threats in the near future.
That is not all. A sub-committee in the state parliament is to critically review the role of Corona inventor Bill Gates. “Important witnesses such as Archangel Hertha Samsara from Amstetten or Sovereign Gerhard from Wiener Neustadt will unpack,” promises Mikl-Leitner. Should the evidence so require, Bill Gates will be sentenced to the stake in absentia if necessary.
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