2023-05-29 04:00:00
Do you know when the American Archives made public 97% of the five million documents relating to the assassination of John F. Kennedy?
In 2022.
That is 59 years after the facts.
Do you know when the documents relating to the federal government’s interference in the 1995 referendum will be available for consultation?
Never.
These documents are stamped with the seal of publication ban for eternity.
Eternity, end of life!
And as Woody Allen said, “Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end…”
LIVE FROM SATURN
In 3456, when we travel around in flying cars, when we can teletransport ourselves and when the waiting time in emergency rooms in Quebec hospitals will be only 11 hours, we will not be able to consult these documents.
Not in 4378.
Nor in 6734, when the Phoenix payroll system will finally be fixed.
Never.
These documents are more protected than those relating to the assassination of John F. Kennedy, probably the most famous news item in the world!!!
Hell, what do we find in these documents that made us decide to keep them secret ad vitam aeternam?
What are they hiding?
Proof that Jean Chrétien is an extraterrestrial sent by the inhabitants of one of Saturn’s moons to prevent Quebec sovereignists from upsetting the balance of the universe?
It’s still amazing!
Documents kept secret for eternity!
Why hide them in a vault, then, if we will NEVER be able to read them, neither our grandchildren, nor even the great-great-grandchildren of our great-great-grandchildren?
Burn them!
And execute all those who have read them, lest they open the trap!
“GO BACKWARDS!” »
No wonder the elected members of the National Assembly are asking that the publication ban on these top-secret documents be lifted!
If we wanted to keep them hidden until the Earth explodes, it’s because they must contain essential information!
The manufacturing secrets of Caramilk!
The identity of the real leaders of QS!
The Drag-Queens plan to rule the world!
As Yvon Deschamps said, we don’t want to know, we want to see!
Make these documents public!
Send them on tour to all the major museums in the world!
That even the Papuans can read them!
Translate them into Telugu, Bhojpuri and Chittagonian!
I imagine the discussions that led to this decision…
“It’s too explosive, we should keep them secret for 50 years…
“No, for 100 years…
– No, I say until the end of the world! For eternity !
– Yes ! Eternity! Eternity! Eternity!
– No, longer than that! Until the day when Radio-Canada will stop broadcasting green week ! »
We laugh, but it’s not funny.
It’s just… mind boggling.
And sad. Eminently sad.
Sad to see that Quebec is stuck in such a cul-de-sac that the only solution we have found to get out of it is to go back to the past and scratch our heads.
Can’t we wrest new powers from Ottawa?
And Quebecers still do not want to separate?
So let’s jump in a time machine and go back to 1995!
Pathetic…
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