Did you sink before the end of this long night dedicated to the 2022 NBA Draft? No problem, TrashTalk summarizes everything that happened in a simple table as pie. Pop quiz next week, so you’ve been warned.
Tonight, last season’s dunces were playing big at Barclays Center. Not on the field but on the stage during the 2022 NBA Draft. To each his favorite, to each his projections. Only time will tell who made the right choices and who failed to bet on the right horse. In the meantime, we have just spent an all-time night that we are not about to forget in the same way as the 60 nuggets successively called by Adam Silver and Mark Tatum. But for those who had an alarm clock or who have to get up early because they are thin, there are some who work, here are the two magic paintings that sum up the moment that we have just spent. With each name in red, the detail of the choice of Draft has been developed in a house article to read without moderation. For the analyses, don’t panic they will fall over the water to refine your speech around the coffee machine. Stay tunedand you will know everything.
The players selected in the first round of the 2022 NBA Draft (and the article that fits most)
| Position | Franchise | Player |
| 1 | Orlando Magic | Paolo Banchero |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Thunder | Chet Holmgren |
| 3 | Houston Rockets | Jabari Smith Jr. |
| 4 | Sacramento Kings | Keegan Murray |
| 5 | Detroit Pistons | Jaden Ivey |
| 6 | Indiana Pacers | Bennedict Mathurin |
| 7 | Portland Trail Blazers | Shaedon Sharpe |
| 8 | New Orleans Pelicans via Lakers | Dyson Daniels |
| 9 | San Antonio Spurs | Jeremy Sochan |
| 10 | Washington Wizards | Johnny Davis |
| 11 | Oklahoma City Thunder via Knicks | Ousmane Dieng |
| 12 | Oklahoma City Thunder via Clippers | Jalen Williams |
| 13 | Detroit Pistons via Hornets | Jalen Duren |
| 14 | Cleveland Cavaliers | Broken Black |
| 15 | Charlotte Hornets via Pelicans | Mark Williams |
| 16 | Atlanta Hawks | AJ Griffin |
| 17 | Houston Rockets via Nets | Tari Eason |
| 18 | Chicago Bulls | Dale Terry |
| 19 | Memphis Grizzlies via Timberwolves | Jake LaRavia |
| 20 | San Antonio Spurs via Raptors | Big Branham |
| 21 | Denver Nuggets | Christian Braun |
| 22 | Minnesota Timberwolves via Grizzlies via Jazz | Walker Kessler |
| 23 | Memphis Grizzlies via Sixers | David Roddy |
| 24 | Milwaukee Bucks | Marjon Beauchamp |
| 25 | San Antonio Spurs via Celtics | Blake Wesley |
| 26 | Minnesota Timberwolves via Rockets via Mavericks | Wendell Moore Jr. |
| 27 | Miami Heat | Nikola Jovic |
| 28 | Golden State Warriors | Patrick Baldwin Jr. |
| 29 | Houston Rockets via Wolves via Grizzlies | TyTy Washington Jr. |
| 30 | Denver Nuggets via Suns | Peyton Watson |
Players selected in the second round of the 2022 NBA Draft
| Position | Franchise | Player |
| 31 | Indiana Pacers via Rockets | Andrew Nembhard |
| 32 | Orlando Magic | Caleb Houstan |
| 33 | Toronto Raptors via Pistons | Christian Clock |
| 34 | Oklahoma City Thunder | Jaylin Williams |
| 35 | Los Angeles Lakers via Magic via Pacers | Max Christie |
| 36 | Detroit Pistons via Blazers | Gabriele Procida |
| 37 | Sacramento Kings | Jaden Hardy |
| 38 | Memphis Grizzlies via Spurs via Lakers | Kennedy Chandler |
| 39 | Cleveland Cavaliers via Spurs | Khalifa Diop |
| 40 | Charlotte Hornets via Wolves via Wizards | Bryce McGowens |
| 41 | New Orleans Pelicans | EJ Liddell |
| 42 | New York Knicks | Trevor Keels |
| 43 | Los Angeles Clippers | Moussa Diabate |
| 44 | Golden State Warriors via Hawks | Ryan Rollins |
| 45 | Minnesota Timberwolves via Hornets | Josh Minott |
| 46 | Denver Nuggets via Pistons via Nets | Ishmael Kamagate |
| 47 | Memphis Grizzlies via Cavaliers | Vince Williams |
| 48 | Indiana Pacers via Timberwolves | Kendall Brown |
| 49 | Cleveland Cavaliers via Kings via Bulls | Isaiah Mobley |
| 50 | Minnesota Timberwolves via Nuggets | Matteo Spanish |
| 51 | Atlanta Hawks via Warriors via Raptors | Tyrese Martin |
| 52 | New Orleans Pelicans via Jazz | Karlo Matkovic |
| 53 | Boston Celtics | JD Davison |
| 54 | Washington Wizards | Yannick Nzosa |
| 55 | Milwaukee Bucks via Warriors | Gui Santos |
| 56 | Cleveland Cavaliers via Wizards via Mavericks | Luke Travers |
| 57 | Portland Trail Blazers via Grizzlies | Jabari Walker |
| 58 | Milwaukee Bucks via Pacers | Hugo Besson |
| 59 | ————————- * | ——- |
| 60 | ————————- * | ——- |
- * Bucks and Heat penalized one pick for tampering, 58 picks only this year
Hop, hop, hop, like irregular verbs in English, we jot that down in the back of our minds to be able to recite everything in order. And we meet here in a few years to spit out our coffee by rediscovering a very high drafted player who has completely disappeared from circulation.