2023-07-19 16:46:38
What would your dream house look like? Do you imagine a charming farmhouse, a penthouse in a big capital, a cottage in the suburbs, a chalet in the forest or a tropical casa? Would you opt for a traditional design, or a trendy one?
It’s good to dream, but you have to know that sometimes reality deviates a lot from our real estate fantasies. We can see it in these photos initially shared on the blog Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos.
Semi-derelict apartments, truly bizarre horror movie decor, impractical architectural decisions… some real estate agents don’t bother to fix up or tidy up the place before taking hilarious photos. It’s disturbing to know that these funny photos were really used to advertise the accommodations!
If you want to see what a home might look like that didn’t receive any home staging before it went on sale, check out these photos!
1. A sacrificial dungeon
Ideal for sublime family reunions! Ground pentacle included!
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2. It’s like sleeping in a flower garden
Many flowers… always the same flowers…
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3. A little murder of nothing
Here, the agent waited for CSI to finish before dragging the body into another room and taking the picture.
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4. Nature takes back (artificially) its rights
As in the great Mayan cities of Tikal and Calakmul, nature has slowly reclaimed the dining room of the Wilsons.
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5. House with an inground pool
You just have to pass the lawnmower before diving…
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6. Comfortable bathroom
Take a seat to admire the bidet or the toilet…
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7. Fan included
The fan is just a little faded..
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8. House with multiple doors
A life-size Advent calendar!
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9. Worthy of a museum
This bathroom includes a unique work of art… thankfully unique…
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10. Firefighters not included
But this family of fire extinguishers will be very useful in the event of a fire…
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11. No pig in my living room!
Uh… it’s missed!
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12. Mirrors are said to make a room look bigger.
They can also be an economical alternative to LSD.
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13. Charming little boudoir
…for the Prince of Darkness…
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14. Spacious Closet
But it’s a mess in the house, because Bernard lives in said closet…
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15. The toilet is easy to find.
Just up the stairs. No, not even the first door on the left. No door at all.
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16. How to say?
This decor makes you want to go under the guillotine…
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17. Bargain!
Buy the house and we’ll let you rock!
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18. Charming children’s room with personalized original decor
” Kill me now! “, can we read among other things on the wall. For those nostalgic for adolescence, it’s perfect!
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19. Graffiti is trending…
This pure 70’s style house has a little something more… By buying it, you will discover the content of the message left in the hallway. Would it be
“Sugar my coconut? (Let’s stay optimistic!)
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20. Maximize the usefulness of appliances
What a good idea!
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21. Room with a view
It’s so moving as a photo. Great art!
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22. Interesting…
And practical! A bathroom so close to the front door is the dream of any incontinent person!
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23. The ideal bedroom for Junior
There will be such beautiful dreams! (After saying goodnight to his parents, lying in the freezer in the garage…)
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24. Multifunctional bathroom
Practical, on holiday evenings, when too many people want to go to the bathroom at the same time.
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25. Worthy of Versailles!
Who hasn’t dreamed of a carpeted bathtub?
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26. We don’t know what animal it is…
Is he still moving?
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27. Bright colors
It makes you happy… or crazy… or both…
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28. Historic Remembrance
…of the bubonic plague of the 14th century, What cachet!
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29. Instead of cleaning…
they decided to sell turnkey. Damn free!
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30. Kitchen for Gnomes
Fairies and leprechauns are also welcome.
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